You wanna know how I feel about that?! I'll tell you! I think that they're a huge load of bull crap! I mean, seriously? Why the motherfuck would ANY *dignified* Alaskan even want to associate with that guy? EVEN AFTER, I DON'T KNOW... 135 YEARS OF PURE SHIT? Seriously! Do you even know what he did?! He had the NERVE to walk up here in 1741 and act like he OWNED THE PLACE! He ROYALLY fucked up not only the animal population, but the well being of an ENTIRE CULTURE OF PEOPLE! Do you even understand how FUCKED UP THAT IS??? And he didn't even apologize! HE DIDN'T EVEN CARE! I had to endure watching my people get abused and KILLED for 135 YEARSAND HE DIDN'T EVEN CARE TO ASK IF I WAS OKAY. And then you have THESE IDIOTS who pop up and say "OH I LOVE RUSSIA DA HE'S THE BEST!!!" NO HE IS NOT YOU FUCKING MORON, HE'S A FUCKING APATHETIC RAGE MONSTER THAT ONLY WANTS TO CAUSE YOU PAIN AND SUFFERING AND THEN PASS YOU OVER TO SOME OTHER LUNATIC THAT ONLY WANTS YOU FOR YOUR *RESOURCES*. ... *breathes* I'm okay.
(( All of the applause
Why do you ship me with Seoul?
I don't even like her, err, like that!
We're just friends, I guess-
We don't even talk that often-
She's already got someone else---